Donation Goals

To encourage you to donate to Child’s Play during the marathon, we’ve set up donation levels that will unlock as we reach certain monetary amounts.

Each level will either unlock something that the marathon crew will do live on the Webcast.  A description of each unlockable donation level can be found below.

Please help us give a huge amount to Child’s Play!

**NOTE** – All rows highlighted in Green have already been unlocked due to viewer donations.

More Donation Levels Coming Soon™

Donation Goal
Unlock
$500
Opening Dance
The tradition continues! Once we reach this modest donation level, we will prepare a fully choreographed dance to perform on our Webcast. Some will dance well. Most will dance horribly and make you laugh. Either way, it will be highly entertaining.
$1,000
Human Pyramid
Anyone can play a video game. Not everyone can play a video game while on the top of the world. While we won’t send a player to the top of the very Earth, we will form up into a human pyramid and have someone play Mass Effect live on the stream!
$1,500
Face Paint & Stickers
This is pretty straight forward: We will paint people’s faces, making them look Mass Effect characters, or just making them look ridiculous.  For those that don’t get paint on their face, they will have far too many face stickers instead.  Viewers at home will get to choose who gets to look silly!
$2,000
Outer Space Song Hour
The Mass Effect series takes place in the deepest parts of outer space. Many different forms of media have been inspired by the stars above, and we wanted to celebrate this muse. For the next hour, any songs that deal with Outer Space will be completely free! Be sure to tune in and request your favorite tune.
$2,500
Elcor Theatre
First we performed Elcor Hamlet. Then there was Elcor Twilight. Who knows what movie will be next in line to get the Elcor Theatre treatment.  Be sure to watch during the marathon itself because there might be a chance we perform a bonus scene as well.
$3,000
Saturday Dance
In what has become a tradition, we will do a choreographed dance about Saturday night, on Saturday night, for your viewing pleasure. Lots of people, dancing in a small space, after they have been exhausted for many hours playing Mass Effect. Sounds like fun!
$3,500
Biotic Cocktail Mixology
Have you ever wondered how one goes about making a biotic implant? I mean what kind of thing must you blend up to give you control over time and space? We won’t help you figure that out, but we will show you how to make a few Mass Effect inspired cocktails!  Stay tuned to this space for a full list of spirits and mixers that we will use so that you can make them at home!
$4,000
Masterpiece Fan Fiction Theatre
There is some really great Fan Fiction out there in the world. We fully encourage people to go out there and write more stories! For our purposes though, we are more interested in stories that would be more accurately described as horrible. We will pick out some of the worst / funniest / hilarious Mass Effect themed fan fiction and will dramatically read it for all to see!
$4,500
Beanboozled Challenge
Our group will dump a huge box of Jelly Belly Bean Boozled into a bowl, and then we will blindly eat them. We will document our reactions live on the stream for your enjoyment / horror. If you want to make specific people have more jelly beans, you can donate more and make them eat more!
$5,000
Live Performance of Intergalactic Planetary – Andromeda Remix
Our own Liv, aka Pink Hair Girl, created a remixed version of the Beastie Boys classic Intergalatic, complete with Andromeda lyrics! Once we hit this donation level, she will perform live during the marathon for your enjoyment. Get hype!
$5,500
Cake Decoration Contest
Yes that image of Tali is actually a cake.  I doubt any of us can create a cake that looks that damn good, but we are going to try!  We’re going to get a few of our players to decorate and make the best damn cake that they possibly can.  The viewers at home get to vote on who did the best, and worst, job!
$6,000
Scientist Salarian
In the past we have done a very basic version of Scientist Salarian.  This time around though, we go full out, broadway style!  We will perform a full rendition of scientist Salarian, and other important songs from the Mordin Solus song catalog for your enjoyment.
$6,500
Rap Battles
We are all nerds and geeks. I mean, we’re doing a video game marathon for charity, I think you realize that. So what will we do for your entertainment now? Why, we’re going to lay down some wicked rhymes for you during the marathon. A few of our players will take time out of their game schedules and present some Rap for your approval. West Coast, East Coast, Mid-West, Nerdcore, anything is possible. After they perform, the viewers will get a chance to vote on who they liked the most.
$7,000
Pokemon Hour
For one full hour, the audience can choose 2 players and they will only be able to say their names (just like a Pokemon). We will also wear silly hats, t-shirts, and perform the original Pokemon Theme Song in it’s entirety!
$7,500
Iron Cosplay
We have been known to make some pretty great costumes back in the day.  This time around, it’s going to be all about good enough.  We are going to give our players a box full of cardboard and various other items, and have them work on making the best damn cosplay that they can do under a time limit.  Then the stream viewers will vote and decide who did the best job!
$8,000
Epic Dessert Time
During our 24-Hour Slumber Party we made a massive dessert in the style of Epic Meal Time.  It was so big, and had so much mint ice cream in it, that it damn near killed us.  This time around, we’re going to dive right back in and see if we can eat the whole fucking thing before it all melts.
$8,500
Hot Sauce Tasting
Welp it’s finally time.  We have a bunch of different hot sauces, so we’re going to sit down and try them all out on stream for your enjoyment, and our horror.  How hot we talking about?  Too hot!
$9,000
Condiment Shots
Watch in horror and delight as we put a bunch of different condiments into shot glasses, blindfold ourselves, and then drink them at random! This is a crowd favorite that is back for another marathon, and while it may be absolutely disgusting, boy is it funny.
$10,000
Joey V Normandy Tattoo
Joey V has more tattoos than he knows what to do with. So what’s adding another one to his Outer Space themed sleeve? If and when we hit this donation goal, Joey V will go get a tattoo of the Normandy SR-2. If we reach this donation level early enough, he can get it during the marathon!
$12,000
Awful Waffle
Ever see Salute Your Shorts? Of course you have, it was one of the best shows on Nickelodeon ever. Remember the Awful Waffle? We do, and we are going to go to town on one of our lucky (unlucky) gamers once we hit this donation level. A Tennis Racket, some maple syrup, and a vacuum cleaner to really make those sticky imprints last for the rest of the marathon.
$14,000
Antiqued & Slimed
Remember the early days of Nickelodeon when they would dump green slime on anyone and everyone? We sure do, and it brought so much joy to our lives. For MEM4 we are going to subject one of our players to get slimed live during the marathon. We have the original recipe for Nickelodeon slime and we are going to make it. In addition, they will be hit with flour as well for that classic antique look, so it’ll be the MEM version of tarred and feathered. It’s going to be a mess!
$15,000
Yogi Tattoo
Yogi has gotten a few tattoos for charity.  He got the Child’s Play logo after MEM 1, and even a Miranda pin-up after MEM 2.  If we hit this donation level, he’ll add another Mass Effect themed item to his tattoo collection.
$17,500
Indoctrination Hour
For one hour, the chat will pick someone in the room to be Indoctrinated. From there, within reason, they must do whatever is asked of them!
$20,000
Liv Tattoo
Liv last got a charity tattoo after our BioShock Marathon in 2014.  If we hit this donation level, she’ll add her first Mass Effect themed item to her tattoo collection.

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